Canteen Upama was Yummy!

Conversation over the breakfast table.
No V channel, MTV, Zoom is played in the canteen. Moral fanaticism has seeped into the canteen as well. But these have been replaced by filmfare.stardust. Co. News channels.
Ash-Abhi Wedding breaking News!
M: Aiswarya looks old
S: Blank.
B: Yaaack! you know she is actually much older than what she projects.
C, S: Share the joke along with B and laughs
Tireless M: She is such a schemer. She has grabbed the best catch. Oh Schemer.
She used Salman, vivek.
(Talks as though they were her childhood buddies. Patronizing broken hearts!)
S: Yeah Yeah! non-schemers just take any guy who comes in their way. They don’t bother whether he belongs to a good family or not. His salary and the kind of work he does are irrelevant. His burnt unhealthy skin doesn’t matter. They just get married without weighing the pros and cons.They are such unselfish nonschemers that they would actually prefer to go for the second /third best.
Peter Repeater M: but she is old man. He looks so young
S: Blank (she realised that canteen upama is better than many things in life!)
C: Smiles!
B: Decision made. No girl with wrinkles. Not even dimples incase pple take it for wrinkles.