Musings!

You shouldn’t give much credit to arranged marriages.
You find the right man only after the marriage…mmm…

Oh wow the toilet looks clean! Did u scrap it with your fingernails?

Do u procreate?
Oh hell! Why didn’t your parents strangle u when u were born!

Have you observed Aamir Khan walking!? I think one of his legs is shorter than the other!
Oh no…both the legs are shorter!!

I give solutions only to make my life easier!